#they better treat my baby RIGHT

[rottengurlz]

she’s like if the virgin mary smoked a pack of pall malls every day 🚬

[fbfh]

leo with baby fever? 🥹

i've always wondered what would he be like with babies of his own? 🥹💞

AAAAUGH. thank you for this one my dearest darlingest tumblr user pdlrnjlm. I'm violently sobbing over this one /pos. also excuse any egregious typos, I just woke up from a dream where my dyslexic ass couldn't spell "chris evans fine" to the point that autocorrect was beyond useless (and probably laughing at me).

ANYWAY. Leo with baby fever is... lethal. as previously stated, Leo is the motherfucking ceo of "one wouldn't hurt" but he sounds so... convincing when he says it. he says it so sweetly you start to think huh. maybe one wouldn't hurt. within a day or two his fyp is just cute baby fever inducing videos. he casually learns everything there is to know about child development and parenting in a matter of days. he starts treating your cat like a baby, talking to them and holding them on his lap while he works and good GOD if it doesn't start to hit you too. The tension and soul aching need to see you all big and preggers with his baby, your baby that you made together is almost too much. Then one fatal day, you run out of clean pajamas. It’s laundry day, and the only comfy thing you have on hand is a floral mumu from walmart that looks like something a grandma would wear, but you’re desperate and it’s soft and loose and comfy. So Leo, after spending hours rotting his brain with baby thoughts and thinking about how nice it’ll be to be a dad and how fulfilling it’ll be to come home and see a wrinkly little newborn having tummy time on your chest while you’re both half asleep to barrio sesamo playing on the tv. After a full day of ruminating on that, he comes home and sees you in your floral lil granny nightgown and good GOD something inside him snaps. You have this man feeling you up, snarling and growling, purring in you ear before he bites it. Something has gotten into him and taken full control of the primal part of his brain. And let’s be real here. You might as well consider yourself pregnant from the first “c’mon estrella, one or two couldn’t hurt… they’re so little, you won’t even notice them.” into your neck while he hugs you from behind. But yeah. Leo with baby fever is so simultaneously sweet cute fluffy domestic and rearrange your guts at the same time that it’s kind of inevitable. If Leo kisses your neck and rubs your tummy and says “you’d look so cute pregnant, baby…” you’re gonna fold. You have to. No one can resist that. And who would want to????

[dukeofthomas]

why does every reconciliation fic go like this

[satans-knitwear]

Getting better!! ✨

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[musical-trash-goblin]

Started reading Countdown to Countdown yesterday (already caught up with it) and all I can say is

I would die for Iris Black

Thank you

[moonfulmoony]

guys im not ready to let him go:(

[schrodingerspsycho]

I love TaiVan. They're one of my favorite TV couples ever, their story is so compelling and well-written. They truly are soulmates and I want nothing more than for them to be happy together at the end of the show. That being said, now that they've kissed in the adult timeline I need it to be abundantly clear from here on out that the driving force behind every single decision that Taissa makes is ensuring that Van feels loved and appreciated and admired and adored like she deserves to be. I love them, but girlie has 25 years of heartbreak to make up for.

[em-b-sides]

I think about that tiktok trend where you like paint your partners eye color on your nails or make a bracelet or something with the color a lot actually

[keii]

I still can't believe how much more appealing Yoosung is in everyone else's route besides his own LOL. Tho' one thing remains is that no matter what, Yoosung really is a ride or die for mc. Like... he will NOT care if he gets the shit beaten out of him if it's for mc's sake, he will do crime and trust that it's for a good reason (and that Seven and Jumin would bail him out LMAO). Even tho' he's a crybaby, he will let anyone know EXACTLY how he feels, doesn't care if everyone doesn't agree. He's extremely loyal, honest, and open to whatever if that means it would make mc happy. His innocent nature allows others to let their guard down around him and pamper him, but deep inside he's obsessive, possessive, and pretty scary-- And so I love him.

[angelofthemornings]

If I were some kind of mental health treatment celebrity who has been on all these talk shows and profiled in Forbes or whatever I'd treat Medicaid patients. I would. I'm Catholic, don't try me.

[xxcalicofemmexx]

femme + queer femininity

Femme: The queer expression of femininity, and the reclamation of it from cishetpatriarchal society. Originally popularized by black and latine ball culture in the 1980s. Femme and butch are often claimed to be lesbian-exclusive terms, but this is demonstrably false, and nothing more than TERF propaganda.

[lastnightonthecyclone]

Another fucking wip on fnaf because inconsistency is my skill

[itsfootballbih]

Idk why I was really expecting him to pull an uno reverse card on us and announce him going to Liverpool🤡🔫

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

my brother keeps being a bitch on purpose and it's really not helping

[auburn2222]

[perenlop]

have NOT forgotten about spike btw. ive just been holed up in my room a lot and hes not allowed in here unsupervised while we are introducing them. here are beasts